Bab's still single? Smart girls finish last.
Well congratulations, Dubbya, yer daughter Jenna is about to marry a real class A full pedigree DOUCHE BAG. I just read this lil article the NYT about the newly betrothed.
Awwww, for cute!
So how do I know he is a major DB? You mean, besides the above picture?
In my opinion though, I always thought Barbara was the catch, seeing as she got the brains and--how do I say this--more fit bod' of the two. I mean look at 'em side by side, Babs is clearly the better looking. Jenna just looks too much like her old man, and I can't imagine anyone wanting to get intimate with Dubbya. With the obvious exception of the douchebag that I lead this post with.Mr. Hager is a former staff member for Mr. Bush’s top political strategist, Karl Rove, and is in his second and final year at the Darden School of Business at the University of Virginia..
His father, John H. Hager, was an assistant secretary of education in Mr. Bush’s administration and took over this month as the chairman of the Republican Party of Virginia. He is also a former lieutenant governor of Virginia.
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Comparing the merits of Jenna to Barbara is like deciding whether to burn your man parts off with chemicals or conventional fire. Unless you're a staunch masochist, neither are appealing.
I know that's gross but I have strong feelings about those damn Bushies.
wow. well said beta. i'm speechless.
Hahahaha. I can't believe you just said that, Beta!
Now on to my original comment: OMIGOD does Jenna ever look like Dubya! I've never noticed it before. Holy crap, it's disgusting. People were saying that Jenna is "the hot one" - mostly b/c she has/had the long blond hair, but I think Barbara is clearly better looking. I agree with you, Josh.
I would sleep with/date either Bush twin in a heartbeat. The comedy potential there is off the charts.
Think about being able to say to W, "I see why her last name is Bush!" or, "Don't worry George, we're waiting for marriage (then giving him a wink)."
What if you got one of them to have a secret abortion, all the while capturing the whole thing on a wire tap. Do you know how much that audio would sell for? C'mon! Where does Babs live right now? I need to make this happen.
Sadly, this is not the first time I've thought about impregnating one of the Bush twins.
Quite the confessional, Moroni. Feel better?
Ok. Moroni, you are ridiculous. Off the charts ridiculous. Like, absolutely insane. You want to get one of the Bush twins to have a secret abortion and tape it? Could you BE any more evil?
I think you could guest blog about wanting to impregnate one of them. I would shudder, but laugh.
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